Inca Trail

24–26 Mar 2011 | Peru, Inca Trail / South America
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The Inca Trail is a 500-year-old, stone-paved path that climbs up to 4200 m several times over. It leads through the jungle, alternating steep climbs up stone stairs with equally sharp drops. Gorgeous views of the Andes on the way up and on the way down. 4 days without civilisation, apart from what we carry ourselves or what the porters carry for us. And all that so we can get to Machu Picchu the same way the Incas did...

THURSDAY 24 Mar 2011

At half past five they loaded us into a van and we started driving around town. Here we picked up a cook, there a tent, over there a pressure cooker, etc. There were supposed to be 7 of us in the group, so it was really interesting who the other 4 would be. First we picked up a couple of Australians, about our age, obviously married, easy-going.
At the next stop, though, SOMETHING got in!!! Two dolled-up, gorgeous, perfumed, affected and completely dumb blonde American girls. Little tank tops, boobs spilling out, leggings, make-up, perfume. Considering that we're going to slog through the mountains for 4 days, carry everything except the food ourselves and sleep in tents with no chance of a wash, they struck me as pretty out of place. In the end it turned out they weren't Americans, they just behave like that. They were from Melbourne.
After a few stops and about 3 hours of driving we finally set off along a mountain river towards the hills. We'd expected a tough hike, but we kept stopping, eating, resting, etc.
(A short stop in the foothill town of Ollantaytambo - at a little market we bravely bought some local cheese)
Luckily the Andes are beautiful, and the blondes, dumb as they are, are really pretty, so at least we could ogle them. For lunch they put up a tent for us and served soup and sirloin with rice and chips. A lot of this again reminds me of the climb up Kilimanjaro, for 7 people there are 7 porters and a guide. The food is super tasty, and since we're already well acclimatised, those 10 km up to 3000 m were like a walk in the park, even with our 18 kg packs. We reached the Waytabamban camp at about half past four, and the tents were already up. Just like on Kili, the porters are way faster than us.
There was a bit of a fuss when it turned out that besides the 40l packs they carry themselves, the blondes had also had 75l packs carried for them by the porters, and the porters had lost one of them somewhere. So one of the blondes panicked about what she was going to do, that she'd have to spend 4 days in the same clothes! I didn't have the energy to explain to her that that's just how it goes in the mountains. They'd brought great gear with them, cloth sneakers, a wool sweater, a Russian-looking fur hat and loads of sexy tank tops :) .
Dinner was luxurious again, 3 courses, then a few travel stories, a few inaccurate stories from the guide about Peruvian history (e.g. how they found a 9-million-year-old stone Inca calendar in Germany :) ) and to finish off, a bizarre tale from one of the blondes about how in Australia they summoned an evil spirit in a shed that slammed a door :) .
Since we're the only acclimatised ones, the others went to sleep at eight, we a bit later. A mountain river roars below the tent, it rained for about an hour. Considering it's the rainy season now, we've had pretty good luck with the weather and haven't got soaked yet.
Siluesio Qusipe Qusipe
Demetiso Qusipe Ayata
Elio Cungue Ratlo
Mateo Ostiz Ecashuani
Estban Ostez Rodriguez
Mateo Condosi Ostiz
Clemelte Huaman Huahuasobcco
So those are the names of our porters.

FRIDAY 25 Mar 2011

We slept well, the familiar sound of rain drumming on the tent is soothing. In the morning we weren't woken by the porters (bearers), but by a rooster that walked around between the tents screaming like an idiot. That earned him death threats in several languages.
Ever since the start of this trek I keep comparing it to the climb up Kilimanjaro. It also starts in tropical rainforest, we also have compulsory porters (though fewer). The food is likewise served in a dining tent on a folding table and fishing stools. We all also feel that it's nonsense to lug all this up here, you can eat perfectly well on the ground in the tent on your sleeping bag.
Our tents in the camp are separated by trees and are on a different terrace than the others, which is significantly better than 250 tents on a bare plain below Kilimanjaro. But that was considerably higher up. The porters here are only a bit bigger than the Tanzanians, but much better equipped. They even have proper boots and most of them have a backpack, simple though it is. On Kili they carried everything tied to their backs. Here they get much better food, I saw them eating roast chicken, rice and vegetables for lunch and spaghetti with sauce for dinner. On Kili they had porridge (orhowthehellisitspelt, basically oat flakes).
_So now there are three pages of something that Honza will either have to redraw and retype, or scan. It's all in foreign languages and doodles :)_
What is absolutely identical here, though, is the harsh hierarchy. At the top stands the guide. He eats with us, carries nothing, has a tent to himself, speaks several languages. Below him is the cook. He already carries something, sleeps with the dishes and the stove in the kitchen tent. The lowest sort, driven hard by the previous two, are the porters. They all sleep in our dining tent as soon as we leave it. In the afternoon I met one of them here, he stared in disbelief for several minutes at the fact that I was writing something for so long. When I handed him the diary to write something in it, he at least scribbled down the names of all the porters.
Now to our food. They spoil us unbelievably. For breakfast pancakes, bread with cheese, bread with jam, tea, coffee, cocoa. For a snack a bag of mango juice (the same as on Kili!), fruit, a biscuit. For lunch a great soup (Peruvians are wizards at excellent soups) and then several bowls of food, today for instance risotto, chips, a vegetable mix with pieces of beef. For dinner first a starter, slices of puff pastry drizzled with fruit syrup and freshly picked mint, popcorn, then another different soup, spaghetti, vegetable sauce, kish (a kind of potato pie), grated cheese and salsa, and to finish pudding and 5 kinds of tea (including coca leaves, of course). Well, that was a bit of a digression.
In the morning we were packed up in about ten minutes. And then waited half an hour for breakfast. After breakfast we waited another half hour for the blondes to pack. The way they bent over into the tent in those black leggings, at least there was something to look at :) .
Ahead of us was a nonstop climb up to 4200 m, starting at 2900 m. Only just below the top did the rainforest end, leaving only grass and shrubs. Since the morning we'd all (except Patrik) been chewing coca, this time upgraded with a substance resembling plasticine. It's made from the ash of some kind of wood and you chew it with coca because the calcium in the ash allows better release of the alkaloids in the coca. We finally worked out the right way of using this 10,000-year-old medicine, which only got its bad name from cocaine production. You wrap a pinch of that plasticine in about 12 – 15 leaves and roll it into a ball. You stick that in your cheek and let your saliva work on it for 10 – 15 min., which breaks down the structure of the leaves. By that point enough alkaloids have been released that the harsh taste doesn't turn your stomach, like it did when we chewed it straight away. After those fifteen minutes you start chewing the ball normally and swallowing the saliva. The result was roughly that my mouth felt like after an injection at the dentist, but my backpack weighed half as much and even on a medium-steep climb I didn't have to puff like a steam engine, I breathed through my nose only. Everyone described similar effects on breathing. Little blonde Claire, who yesterday dragged along like a bad smell, put headphones in her ears and coca in her cheek (at that moment she looked like a porn actress with something in her mouth :) ) and set off at such a pace that she was at the top a quarter of an hour before us. Towards the end of the climb to the top the terrain got so steep that everyone was puffing like a steam engine, coca or no coca. Nevertheless nobody had symptoms of altitude sickness, not even me (and that's saying something). It's probably also because we've been moving between 3000 m and 4800 m nonstop for over a week.
At the top the blondes dragged me into messing about with the camera. They exclusively take photos of the "Auntie Ema in front of Karlštejn" type. Here they also wanted a shot of "Two blondes jumping with a valley in the background" :) .
On the way down to the camp where lunch was supposed to be, I got that descent energy, like on Kili. It was supposed to take two hours, but I decided to run. Natural stone stairs, I overtook several dozen gringos and finally (and that took some effort) even one of the porters. Since I have a big and pretty heavy backpack (with the camera and co. about 18 kg) and on top of that we'd taken our little stools in the morning, it was a fairly fair contest. So I turned two hours into 42 minutes. It caused quite a commotion among the porters, because they want to have everything ready in advance. They always arrive well before us and by the time the gringos turn up they have the dining tent set up, tea in it, tents pitched, etc. I disrupted it a bit, so they started running around like mad with a pot and shouting "pasajeros" (apparently the clients). The guys arrived about 20 min. after me, the blondes about 1.5 hours later and Lucy with Bred about 2 hours later. Then came the problem of what to do with the time, because it was only two o'clock and a long way to nightfall. We filled the time with two feasts, a short trip after micro-catches (flowers and insects) with Luci and Lisa (the taller blonde) and several diary entries from everyone. Tomorrow we're getting up at six again (and I talked them down from five) so it's half past nine now and apart from me everyone's been asleep since eight.

SATURDAY 26 Mar 2011

On the third day of the trip not that much happened again. Up at six in the morning again and a brutal climb. An interesting stop at the ruins of a fortress (the Runkurakay supply station). The Incas built stone paths, 1–2 m wide, between their settlements. Since the Andes (or the Cordilleras) are extremely rugged and steep, the paths are more like endless stairs up and down than a trail. The Inca empire stretched from Ecuador all the way to the southern part of Chile, across Peru and partly Bolivia. Building such a network of paths in this terrain is a pretty admirable feat. Just our Inca Trail alone climbed and dropped between 2,500 m and 4,200 m above sea level. The paths served for supplies, communication and moving armies. For communication there was a special breed of Incas, runners, who could cover up to 150 km a day. Every 50 km at least there was a supply station and a guard post.
After visiting Runkurakay we climbed again to another pass, this time at an altitude of 3,950 m. I walked next to the taller blonde (Lisa) and we chatted. With such a steep climb it's only possible to chat while chewing coca at the same time :) . Up at the pass it started to rain. Right after that it started pissing down. And a moment later a brutal tropical downpour began. I was counting on my boots, trousers, jacket and backpack being waterproof. The lesson from this is that the only waterproof material is plastic sheeting. My boots and trousers are new, so it can be said that from the arse down I was dry. After 17 years of travelling my backpack has clearly got its best years behind it, so I'll have to send it off to the happy hunting grounds. Of all the people I was, however, the only one with dry feet :) .
After roughly 2 hours of marching in the downpour we reached somewhere with toilets. I'd never have believed how many wet hens fit into a ladies' loo :) . We waited about ¾ of an hour for the blondes to change and meanwhile the rain dropped in intensity from a fire hose to a garden hose. We puffed on until it stopped. Patrik went ahead and waited for us at a bend above a valley shrouded in mist. Behind us the sun slowly started to come out, so we decided to wait until the clouds dispersed. The valley with the Andean peaks opposite started to look stunning. So we unpacked all our soaked stuff onto the trees and the sun was already working on it. I unpacked all my photo gear including the tripod, and since it was going to take a while, all the Australians went ahead and we decided to stay in that gorgeous spot for a few hours, no problem. There's no point arriving at the camp at one o'clock and having nothing to do until evening. I took a ton of panoramic shots from the tripod, I'm terribly curious how they'll turn out. After about an hour we set off again, climbed to another pass (3,670 m), where most of the gringos had their dining tents set up for lunch. Yesterday we voted for just sandwiches for the road so the porters wouldn't have to pitch camp twice. We caught up with our group before long at the ruins of the Inca fortress Phuyupatamarca. Again an amazing terraced structure on a steep slope, in our terms let's say the equivalent of a 20-storey building.
After another relatively easy section of the trek (descending from 3,671 to 2,500 m is easier than the other way round) we arrived at the enormous Inca "field" of Intipata. Imagine a valley where the height difference between the river and the summit above is 1,500 metres, i.e. almost the whole of Sněžka. Right at the top of that valley there's a terraced structure of about 50 storeys in a semicircle, with each level over 2 m high, 3–5 m deep (wide) and about 100 m long. All of it connected by stone stairs with stone buildings at the top.
This whole incomprehensibly huge structure just so that potatoes could be grown on it, probably to supply the nearby seat of the Inca royal family – Machu Picchu. Why on earth didn't they build it down by the river? The explanation is simple. It wasn't for defensive reasons, but because the surrounding peaks reaching heights of 3,500–4,500 m allow sunlight down in the valley for such a short time that nothing would grow there.
We used this Inca structure as a clothes dryer and after about an hour of lying around and messing about with the camera and jumping blondes we reached the camp. The camp was supposed to have a hot shower, a pub, clean towels, a massage and so on. After three days in the jungle we were looking forward to it, but no such luck. Yesterday a group of Italians apparently kicked up such a fuss here that a squad of cops had to come from town, they dragged the Italians and the barman away and we were screwed. No pub, no massage, no towel, and in the end even the shower was so crammed that we couldn't be bothered with it (the blondes included). The only interesting thing was that they served us a 3-course lunch at four and a 4-course dinner at eight :) .
Oh yeah!, for breakfast there was a cake with meringue frosting with the inscription Viaje Feliciter (have a happy journey). How the cook managed to conjure this up in the jungle I'll never understand.
After dinner, studying the southern sky, a debate about the tip for the porters and the cook (70 soles each for a porter. 140 for the cook) and off to bed. We're getting up at 3:30 !!

_The last day of the Inca Trail is in the article Machu Picchu_